for my mom...

For those of you who don't know, my mom is a terrible bike rider.

But her heart is in the right place. She continues to go out there and try, despite the fact that history is not on her side (see here. and here. And don't forget this classic - she still has the scars.)

So, mom? I love you. But i think it's time for this:

Yes, you will lose all street cred. But we prefer you alive.