This is the new Snoqualmie Casino - at 170,000 square feet, with 1700 slot machines and 50 table games, it is Washington's largest and newest casino! Luxurious and beautiful, plus you can still smoke inside. We've also got Northern Quest (your all-time favorite), Coeur d'Alene Casino, Two Rivers, Tulalip, Muckleshoot, the Emerald Queen and many more we've never gotten to explore.... Vegas has nothing on WA! And all you have is shitty Charles Town - which means not only do you have to drive 2 1/2 hours to get there but it is in WEST VIRGINIA. Ugh.
Just come home already.
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