Well, so far no budging on the "Get Cara and/or Tony Home Sometime in the Near Future" Campaign. I just don't get it. Virginia has little too offer, and all their favorite people live here. So, I present Campaign Week 4.5: What Do We Have Here?
To start, let's see what Cara & Tony have to look forward to every day in beautiful Northern Virginia:
A Google Earth pic of the housing development they live in - all the houses look alike, it is brown and boring.
And now, here is what WE offer in the beautiful Pacific NW:
FAMILY! FAMILY! FAMILY! There are a LOT of us here, only 4 of you there!
Um, hello! We get snow, and it looks like this: (This is the Little Spokane river on the St George's campus where we all went to school)...
A GoogleEarth image of where WE live... see rivers, green trees, HILLS, and the housing developments are all out in the Valley so the houses here are cute and unique!
To start, let's see what Cara & Tony have to look forward to every day in beautiful Northern Virginia:
Exhibit A: This is what Cara and Tony do every day when they aren't at work: Lay on the couch with the dogs (if Patty's not home) smoking... Boo.
Exhibit B: This is what comes up when you Google "DC Traffic" - something Tony sits through at least 3 times a week getting to/from Maryland, and something Cara no longer sits through only because she refuses to leave the confines of Fredericksburg. :O
I googled "toothless and Virginia" and about 90 pics came up like this. J/K, but honestly, this is what 90% of the residents of Bealeton (where Tony's old CarQuest store was) look like...
A Google Earth pic of the housing development they live in - all the houses look alike, it is brown and boring.
And now, here is what WE offer in the beautiful Pacific NW:
When I Google "Spokane Traffic" it took like 3 pages to find any good pics, cuz we don't HAVE any traffic. But this is pretty...
When Cara is around us, she goes out and has adventures! Like flying to LA despite her crippling fears, going to the Dodgers games and the beach and World's Biggest Flea Market...
FAMILY! FAMILY! FAMILY! There are a LOT of us here, only 4 of you there!
Um, hello! We get snow, and it looks like this: (This is the Little Spokane river on the St George's campus where we all went to school)...
A GoogleEarth image of where WE live... see rivers, green trees, HILLS, and the housing developments are all out in the Valley so the houses here are cute and unique!
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